Garggaritta / Lovely Rita

The smartest of Varla's sisters, she is CFO of Chez Ogrez.

Description:
CLASS LEVEL HD DEITY ORIGIN ALIGN MOVE BASE SPECIAL MOVE
Ogre Magi 9th 9+0 Inanna Ogre-fen-ogre Fen CE 6" 15 "
MORPH STR INT WIS DEX CON CHA AC HP
Ogress 18/00 17 10 14 7 10 2 52
Woman 13 14 14 12 12 16 9 36

ADJUSTMENTS (Ogress):

HIT DAM S-M LG OPENDR BNDBAR ADDLANG DEX H SYSSHOK RESSURV
+3 +6 1-10 3-18 1-5 40 4 0 +2 97 98

Max Henchmen: 4

AC 2

LANGUAGES: Ogre, Common Tongue, CE Alignment, IEG Tribal

SAVING THROWS (BASE):
Paralysis/Poison/Death: 11
Petrification/Polymorph: 12
Rod/Staff/Wand: 13
Breath Weapon: 13
Spells: 14

SPECIAL ABILITIES: Fly (12 turns), Invisibility, Cause darkness (10 turns), Polymprph to humanoid, regenerate 1 point once per day, Charm person, Sleep, Gaseous form, Cold ray (8d8)

APPEARANCE:
Ogress: Greenish skin, Not-a-Waitress Red nail polish, Very white teeth, Ivory tusks and horns, Dark pupils with white centers, plate mail, +1 Scimitar of Slashing.
Humanoid: Rich espresso skin, Copper hair, Sparkly gold makeup, emerald green disco dress over sheer leather armor.

SPECIAL: Considered by a heretical cult of Garggian scholars to be the most likely the natural aunt of Gargleblasst, Hero of Pahand.

Bio:

See “Garggravaarggala / Varla”

Garrggarritta / Rita is Varla’s youngest sister, and according to the traditional precedence of Royal Ogre Inheritance (ROI) is third in line to the Ogre Throne of their Father, Garrggraliggularr XIV, after her sisters, Varla and Bella. The fact that the Ogre Throne is now under their Thumb-sucking little rodent of a brother, Grunt (a.k.a. His Royal Hideosity Garrggraliggularr XV), has left the sisters “exceedingly pissed-off”. Rita may be the most upset of them all, as she idolizes her mighty and exquisitely beautiful sister Varla, and would like nothing better than to see Varla inherit the Throne, as is her right.

Rita has always been slight of build, compared to her sisters, and a trifle sickly, suffering from the occasional backache, hay fever, or dreaded outbreak of scrofula or bubonic plague — minor childhood diseases to which most ogre children have gained immunity over the centuries. During her often protracted periods of convalescence, she was attentively nursed by her loving sisters, and she had ample time to ponder the sciences and mathematics essential to a life of world domination. “She always was the smart one, and ain’t that jest the cutest thang?”, quoth her sister, Bella on numerous occasions.

Prior to the Great Diaspora of the Coronation Feast, Rita studied up on Engineering and Applied Science, because she had a premonition it would come in handy to the Sisters on the run. In addition to Treasurer of IEG, she also serves as Chief Civil Engineer for the restructuring of the Dungeon recently occupied by the Ogre Princesses and their minions. “Ereshkigal take the ignorant bastard who dares violate the sanctity of the IEG Sorority House!” Saith Rita.

… more to come?

Garggaritta / Lovely Rita

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